Wednesday, March 09, 2005

hate to say it...



i know they say "don't judge a book by its cover", but take one look at this picture. if your gaydar doesn't go off, maybe it needs new batteries.

good god. send this woman the first season of "the L word." if she wants to know how to look stylish and "feminine" then watching "the L word" or "queer eye" would be more effective than whatever guidance she's getting now from the christian mafia who have "saaaaaaaaaaaaved!(tm)" her from a life of sapphic evil.

and who do you think creates women's fashion anyway, woman? that's right. da queers.

sheesh.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

holy crap, does that diesel dyke think she's hiding anything under those layers of paint and hair? she looks like someone took her off her motorcycle and put her in The Stepford Wives' "girlie wife generator". nice try, babe, but in that flick, christopher walken was more authentically femme than you are.

Unknown said...

BWAH HA HA! In her article, she actually has this bit:

"During my years of restoration, I also began to learn about this thing called womanhood. Goodness! Who knew there was so much to learn: plucking eyebrows, hair bleaches, hair waxings, facial mud masks, eye lash curlers, manicures, pedicures, push-up bras, tummy tuckers, rear-end boosters, last year’s colors, and next year’s fashions?"

fucking idiot doesn't realise that not a single one of those things makes you a woman. Has she learnt nothing in her forty years on Earth about what it means to be a woman?

asshat. she left a stable, loving relationship to make herself suffer. i have no sympathy for that kind of bullshit.

FM said...

oh and this: I stopped in the book of Leviticus and my eyes fell upon a scripture in the eighteenth chapter: 'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' After I read that verse, I froze and everything around me stopped. My eyes darted to the beginning of the verse and I read it again. Without looking around, without saying a word to anyone, I closed that Bible, returned it to the pew in front of me, and said 'No' to God. When I read that verse, the words after the semicolon read 'Melissa is detestable.'melissa is also stupid. where in that passage does it EVER mention lesbians? bueller?