i can forgive your inability to figure out how to use a rotary. that's understandable since most people can't use a rotary correctly. i can even forgive your love affair with urban tanks that are too big for the lanes on our highways. the rest of america is equally stupid, and the lanes here are too small anyway. i cannot forgive your horrid merging skills.
DO match the speed of traffic on the highway.
DO find an open space for your car.
DO gracefully and easily insert your car into that space while moving at high speed.
DO NOT toodle down the entrance ramp at 20 miles per hour, just hoping one of us will take pity on you.
DO NOT match the speed of traffic only to wuss out at the last minute and slow down to a crawl or a stop, forcing traffic on the highway to slow down because none of us can figure out what the fuck you're doing.
DO NOT vary your speed between 20 and 50 miles an hour on the entrance ramp, thereby setting off a scramble for the middle lane because everyone is afraid you're trying to kill them with a massive pile-up on the interstate.
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another fun commute to work today, darling? sorry to hear. hope the machine emily is doing well with all those morons driving.
still, it could be worse. i should take you to san diego and have you drive there. it would make your driving here forever seem like a dream come true, even on the worst of days.
have better luck returning home...
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