the story that won't die.

we - and anyone with an internet connection - all know that paris hilton's cell phone has been hacked, and people all over the world have been calling eminem and christina aguilera's private lines -- and even those crazy canadians are trying to claim a piece of the action. it is also interesting to note that, even in candid photos on her personal cell phone, it looks like she is posing for a softcore porn shoot: how many people do you know use their t-mobile sidekicks to take shirtless pictures of you tonguing your female buddy friend (not safe for work)? if these pictures were on an online server, it meant that she was sharing these photos with people -- the only way these photos could have appeared online is if she chose the "share" function. hasn't she learned by now not to take naked pictures of herself? *sigh*