Saturday, February 05, 2005

burn all ABBA records! and roxette too!



God sent the tsunami to punish people because of tourists' sexual activity - sheik fawzan al-fawzan

Although he criticized both fornication -- heterosexual sex outside of marriage -- and same-sex sexual behavior, subsequent news reports which quoted Al-Fawzan mainly emphasized his condemnation of gay and lesbian sex.
let's suspend reality for a moment here. he's condemning gay and lesbian sex performed by western tourists in southeast asia, and blaming the tsunami on their activities. just who exactly, pray tell, are the perverts that he is referring to?

well, our own homegrown religious zealot, fred phelps has the answer: Scarcely a family in Sweden has been untouched by the devastation. Bible preachers say, THANK GOD for it all! We pray for all 20,000 Swedes in the tsunami's wake to be declared dead. These filthy, faggot Swedes have a satanic, draconian law criminalizing Gospel preaching... thereby incurring God's irreversible wrath....Sweden [is] diseased, blind, perverted, irreversibly cursed of God and damned. We propose to hold these images in the faces of Swedes, as they will be in Hell for all eternity.

the problem, dear friends, is Sweden. of course! it makes sense! god sent a tidal wave to indonesia to wipe out the fornicating swedes!

why the tsunami happened, according to various religious extremists.

i could get a sinking feeling... or i could get offended, but i have a firm belief that idiots on the fringe like these will end up, as a result of their break from reality, doing something stupid like a "drink clorox for jesus/allah" drive. natural selection tends to work out pretty well, and so my friends... carry on. nothing to see here. :)

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