well, ever since CHiPS received a warning from an illegal running the Mexican border what four chinamen was comin' cross too because they had gone to méxico to obtain nucular oxide and were gonna slip into These Here States an' blast boston off the map, we've bin on high alert about a possible 'dirty bomb'.
quick, round up the chinks! malkin, you go first - c'mon, you think ethnic concentration camps are justifiable, right? i mean, when there's a credible threat? and this is sure credible. there might be yellow-skins with nucular oxide on their way to boston! because lord knows that during the preznidential Re-Oathening in the District of Columbia, the best way to effectively attack Mer'KKKa is to go to Boston and set off a dirty bomb there. during the time that all the important politicos and governmental officials in the entire united states are in DC. within four square miles.
whew, i bet they make up a new colour for the alert chart for this one. i mean, nucular oxide! that's so rare i can't even find out what it is!
n.b. the story i told above is true: that's how they got the tip. i heard it on NPR's 'Morning Edition'. and yes, there is no such thing as nucular oxide. clearly the cali police was On Top Of Things again. fucking pigs. i've seen those bitches do every kind of illegal and rule-bending shit around, but this takes the idiot award.
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correction: i'm a "chink." malkin is a "flip."
however, the average dumbass doesn't know the difference.
nuclear oxide does exist. and other news sources are saying it was an anonymous tip.
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