i'm going to go on a mini-rant.
okay, i admit i have said (and probably will say) some ignorant things in my life, but if i am kindly instructed on the error of my ways, i tend to stop making myself look like a butthead and correct myself.
i emphasized the word kindly, because if someone barks back at me "damn, you're a moron," i tend to get defensive and obstinant, and i really don't give a fuck if i'm wrong... YOU IS GOING DOWN, BIOTCH!
and this is why i sometimes bite my tongue when i think people are saying ignorant things until i can log onto blogger and let loose a shitstorm, because it is a lot more productive than yelling at the offending parties that "really, you are a bunch of ignorant fools, and OH MY GOD, how can people so educated be so fucking stupid?!"
to all the lesbians out there, i need y'all to holla back.
how many of you have ever been asked, "is the reason why you don't like penises because you were raped/molested by a man? i mean, it's just so weird that you would be so averse to it!"
well, gee... then the reason why i always hated that show "full house" must have been because i was beaten to an inch of my life by the olsen twins. and i dislike country music, because one of the dixie chicks must have punched me in the face. oh yeah... and the reason why i hate pine nuts is not because i don't like the taste... it must be because i had a horrible dream about the jolly green giant's lesser known nemesis, the pine nut from hades, and oh my god, the pine nut from hades chased me all over new york threatening to chop my head off! and the reason why i despise horses is not because they are stupid and smell and are always surrounded by flies (which also disgust me) but because one of them tried to bite my ear off mike tyson style and tried to trample me into a bloody pulp?
ever think that people JUST DON'T LIKE SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T LIKE SOMETHING? not because of some prior trauma but because they are wired that way. and that there isn't something wrong with them. and sometimes, people have differing opinions on what is "fun" or "enjoyable" or "icky" or "offensive."
de gustibus non est disputandum. aiight?
so the next person who asks me that question will not get spared by a run to blogger, he/she will cry tears of acid after i'm done with him/her.
thank you, and good night.
2 comments:
i hate full house because *sob* I WAS RAPED BY THE OLSEN TWINS!
thanks, bitch, for making me relive that horror!
also, how can you hate pine nuts?!? they are like the supernutritious tastelicious gift from the gods of the evergreen family. MY ANCESTORS LIVED ON PINE NUTS!
really. piñónes are a protein- and fat-rich source of food native to the new world whose food value is equalled only by the INCREDIBLE annoyance of having to remove them from pinecones to get to them... (how fucking annoying would that be?)
... and by large grubs. large grubs are actually one of the best food sources in the world. there are still many people that live off of large grubs, and apparently they are ridiculously tasty: like eating crispy roast chicken skin. they are popular in south america, africa, asia and australia.
but i digress.
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