the malkin award

here. courtesy of andrew sullivan via peaktalk.

scroll up from the first link for award nominees. i don't know whether to laugh or cry.

this one made me laugh though:

THE MALKIN AWARD: I'm afraid Ann Coulter cannot be considered. No one else would stand a chance. But her abuse is more original than Malkin's.

STILL ... : Just for the record, this Coulterism is classic Malkin Award material:

My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call 'women' at the Democratic National Convention.

Cliched? Check. Playground insults? Check. No originality? Check. Assumption of reader agreement? Check. But as I said, too easy.

- 5:58:47 PM

ann IS a drag queen. i'm so convinced.

i'm going to go for the malkin award... *clears throat*

honey, if you look good, you don't need to cake on make up. if your breasts don't sag, you don't *need* a bra -- you're absolutely correct. but i wear one anyway. if your legs and bush don't look like amazon brush in its natural state, you can forego shaving for a few days (are you sure you're not a man? i haven't shaved in a week, and my legs are still as smooth as silk, baby). and girl, "corn fed" and "natural fiber" generally refers to the republicans' base constituents, those strappin' hardy gals in the corn-growin' states - the exact opposite of the often skinnier, tofu-eating, more urbane, and less "farm hardy" libruhls in that oh-so-reviled place called "boston," you know... where the democratic national convention was held. and speaking of sandals, they're off season, but i'm sure the three inch heels of my calvin kleins can be shoved up your ass next summer. or maybe i'll relent and purchase those fabulous st. john slingbacks that are on sale, as those heels look like they could do more damage. whoops, i just outed myself as a vile century-21-barneys-warehouse-sale-shopping new yorker. i guess my le feu d'issey "fragrance" doesn't help mask my blue-state stench.

you can't even make an elementary school level insult properly. thank you, please try again.

hee hee! :D