flying lizards.

a neighbor just knocked on my door asking if i had an entrance to the courtyard - her iguana had jumped out of her window and she needed to retrieve it. i don't have an entrance to the courtyard, but she seemed to be distraught, so i offered the only solution i could: if she could jump out my window into the courtyard and land without breaking any legs, she could do so if she wanted. she left in a huff.