Unfortunately, I Don't Think This Is a Satire

from commentor SteveLG at the eschaton:

President George W. Bush Christmas Ornament

Make President George W. Bush a part of your family’s holiday celebrations with the “President George W. Bush” Christmas Ornament. This 4 ½” likeness of President Bush makes a unique gift for friends and family who respect and support our nation’s leader.

This ornament has been selected from renowned designer Christopher Radko’s exclusive “Stars and Stripes Collection.” Each ornament is hand-made and brilliantly colored by craftsmen skilled in mold making, glass blowing and hand painting.

Each design is hand-carved, then using a Renaissance-era technique, a sand-cast mold is created from molten metal. Then the seven-day process of creating a Christopher Radko Christmas ornament begins. The glassblower creates the ornament using clear tempered glass, which gives the ornament noticeable weight. The ornament is then injected with liquid silver, which gives the ornament its special luminescence. Three applications of paint are required to achieve a spectacular level of detail, and a final dusting of glitter is applied to give your ornament extra sparkle.

only $49.95! what a bargain for such soul-shaking artistry!