Saturday, November 20, 2004

time wasting, night 2



it has come to my attention that i am so very screwed for the "federal courts" exam. my friend has described the course as "conflicts of law on crack." "conflicts of law" is supposedly the hardest course at school. my friend is taking both, and she said "conflicts of law" is not as difficult as "federal courts," and she aced constitutional law, so i believe her. "federal courts" is pretty much advanced constitutional law and civil procedure... on crack. (an aside: it's common knowledge that supreme court justices have several doctrines at their disposal to interpret the constitution - and to avoid interpreting the constitution - but you can't just say "hey, the court decided that this plaintiff didn't have standing, because it's too hot a topic to decide, so they ducked the question and chose an exit route" which is probably the most correct assessment - you have to reconcile how the supreme court came to their conclusion on 'case a' with how they came to the opposite conclusion on 'case b' even though both cases tackled similar issues and the facts of 'case a' should have pointed to the same conclusion as 'case b.' constitutional law is a clusterfuck. the possibilities and permutations are almost endless.). i really don't know how i got suckered into taking it. supposedly, it satisfies some intellectual property graduation requirement, but i have learned that this is a myth. THANKS A LOT! this blows.

i spent the last four hours starting a "federal courts" outline. i got through the third case before i decided to make a mix cd. if you think emily1 should be embarrassed about enjoying jefferson starship's "we built this city," please take note of the abomination below:

i hereby present, "the 90's: EXTREME(tm) CHEESE!"

wilson phillips "hold on"
amy grant "baby baby"
mr. big "to be with you"
poison "every rose has its thorn"
tom cochrane "life is a highway"
extreme "more than words"
sinead o'connor "nothing compares 2 u"
shanice "i love your smile"
sophie b. hawkins "damn, i wish i was your lover"
pm dawn "set adrift on memory bliss"
duran duran "come undone"
the cure "friday i'm in love"
spin doctors "two princes"
guns n' roses "november rain"
lisa loeb "stay"
aerosmith "i don't wanna miss a thing"
savage garden "truly madly deeply"

FUCK YEAH!!! EXTREME!!!!!!

okay, bad 90's music contest... in the comments! go!!!

[just a note... i have a 5 cd 90's dance party mix i made last week, including "what is love" by haddaway, "u can't touch this" by mc hammer, "ice ice baby" by vanilla ice, "baby got back" by sir mix a lot, "all 4 love" by color me badd and "jump! jump!" by kriss kross, and many many many more... so this contest ain't no walk in the park. :D :D :D]

this is also probably the only time you will see the "standing doctrine" and "baby got back" in the same place at the same time.

p.s. perhaps, just perhaps, i will make an "absolute worst of the 90's" cd. if readers, posters, lurkers, etc. can pick the 15 worst songs from the 90's, i might make said compilation.

2 comments:

emily1 said...

1) Girl You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
2) Step By Step - New Kids On The Block
3) Life is a Highway - Tom Cochrane
4) Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew (okay okay, it's from
1989, but it's soooo close)
5) I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
6) My Heart Will Go On (Theme song from
Titanic) - Celine Dion
7) Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C&C Music Factory
8) Straight Up - Paula Abdul
9) Let Her Cry - Hootie and the Blowfish
10) (Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
11) Waterfalls - TLC
12) Black Or White - Michael Jackson
13) Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
14) MMMBop - Hanson
15) I Touch Myself - Divinyls

Unknown said...

i met lisa loeb at a bar in provvy, 'cause that's where she's from, and damn! she hot. she has that 'nerdy librarian hot' look. she used to perform with duncan sheik...

she's also been in a few movies - i just saw serial killing 4 dummies, and man! that R0XX0R3D. she plays this girl who wants to be the first victim of a friend of hers who is determined to be a serial killer - she helps him bone up on the hows and whys, build a reason for him to kill etc. it's hysterical. particularly since she is 34 and plays a 17yo. convincingly.