shut up, you miserable grinches. if you have a problem with big business, then support your local economy, for crying out loud. many small retailers depend on holiday sales to make ends meet, so instead of staying home and being a miserable piece of shit, why don't you go out and make someone smile and help out a struggling artist, young designer, or musician while you're at it?
and what is this garbage? you might want to check yourself into an emergency room, because the rod up your ass has backed up your shit so far that it's poisoning your brain. i see that you complain about people not calling or giving gifts throughout the year -- maybe that's because people avoid you most of the time for being so whiny. now excuse me as i go to a mainstream discount retail outlet *without guilt* and check out the bargains my poor, broke, ain't-got-no-time-to-prowl-independent-outlets ass can afford (any of you "socially responsible" folks out there, rest assured that once i move from $100,000 in debt to "comfortable" i will be helpin' out the little people and buying more expensive recycled paper and all that jazz - because i will have the luxury to do so, but until then, if you even attempt to make me feel guilty for going to mainstream discount outlets, you will be greeted with my $3.50-purchased-from-ebay-adidas-sneaker up your ass) so i can help brighten up someone's day.
*whew!* i feel better now...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!! :D
[via oliver willis]
2 comments:
what are those people thinking? if a parent told their little precious ones that they weren't celebrating christmas because shopping is evil, they'd be lynched by sunset. i mean, if you wanted to make a statement, you could buy used things. those are often sold by local merchants.
or make your own arts and crafts. and stuff.
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