Best RPGs

in emily0's collection:

Devil Bunny Wants A Ham

blurb:

You and your friends are living pleasant and complete lives in Happyville. You are highly trained and well-paid sous-chefs who have decided to climb to the top of a tall building as fast as you can.

Devil Bunny Needs a Ham. And he's pretty sure that knocking you off the building will help him get one.

Perhaps he is right. Perhaps he is not.

*and*

Devil Bunny Hates The Earth

blurb:

You and your friends are hard-working candy machines in Devil Bunny's factory.

Devil Bunny hates the Earth.

And so he has decided to wreak his revenge upon the Globe by manufacturing a very unsatisfying brand of saltwater taffy.

You must stop him. Even though you are aware that his plan has almost no chance of success.

By luring innocent squirrels into the factory and using them to gum up your own works, you hope to stop Devil Bunny's plan from coming to its unlikely end.

It is a desperate plan, but it seems appropriate given the circumstances.

HOL: Human Occupied Landfill (Speaks for itself)

Kobolds Ate My Baby!

blurb:

You and your friends take on the roles of Kobolds (short, furry cannon fodder with a penchant for gluttony and mayhem). Your mission is to raid towns and villages in search of the most delectable of Kobold treats - Babies! Along the way, you will learn forbidden magicks, face fearsome chickens, worship the Big Red God, die Random Horrible Deaths and cook your friends for dinner!

Macho Women With Guns

blurb:

Whether you enjoy pulling on tight shorts and leaping across chasms to recover lost treasures of the ancient world or simply blasting bug-eyed aliens intent on taking over the Earth, there is nothing in a typical B-movie that cannot be made better with Macho Women with Guns!

not in emily0's collection (yet):

Junk: The Redneck Wargame RRG

blurb:

Built from scavenged materials. Armed with jury-rigged weapons. Piloted by rednecks. Powered by beer! On the junkyard planet of Joisey, the 'Can is king! So, power-up your porta-potty cannon, turn up the country music, and get ready to rumble in this game of mechanized combat in a less-than-intelligent future!