Sunday, October 24, 2004

Operation Nuclear Bowels



here in my very own home, i have the perfect weapons of Ass Destruction. one should not be deceived by their relatively innocuous appearance. while they may appear to be harmless, overweight housecats, they are a force to be reckoned with. my friends, these adorable but deadly creatures have what is known as Fetid Ass Syndrome. there is no gas more poisonous, no bomb more destructive than that which hails forth from their buttholes.

these felines truly give new meaning to the phrase 'diesel shit.' the only ingredients required to start my own personal home WAD program is one bag of cheap dry catfood from the local grocery store. i may even volunteer their services for fighting terror around the globe.

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