oops i did it again

hey, nicole ritchie, your 'best friend' just used the 'n' word, and it's caught on tape. in case you've forgotten, which is quite probable, you are half black. please do us all a favor and smack her stupid. actually, maybe the stupid will get knocked out of her. DO IT! DO IT!

great, now the entire world gets to see paris hilton's equally vapid and trashy former male counterpart, backstreet backseat boy nick carter stick his pecker into her. these clowns make tommy lee and pamela anderson look classy.