if only it weren't half true

condi: now, george, you will simply *have* to learn how to pronounce words properly.
george: whaddya mean?
condi: remember the whole "nukular" thing?
george: well, those countries DO have nukular weapons!
condi: no, it's new-klee-er! new-klee-er!
george: nukular.
condi: *sigh* anyhow, this is what happens when people misunderstand you.
george: i don't get it.
condi: you meant to say that we'd kick the "terrorists'" ass, but it came closer to "tourists'."
george: huh? well terrrists are bad!
condi: "terrorists" are extremists that resort to violence to make a political or social statement. "tourists" are people who run around places like niagra falls and take pictures.
george: okay, so terrrrists are bad but terrrrrists and good.
condi: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FOOL? BOY I SHOULD WHUP YOUR ASS!