Shoppers Trample Woman

Ooh, wonderful. What a great nation. On 29 November, CNN reports what Wal-Mart shoppers trampled an emily unconscious:

"Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her, said Mark O'Keefe, a spokesman for EVAC Ambulance.

"She was flown to Halifax Medical Center in Daytona Beach, where doctors told the family VanLester had a seizure after she was knocked down and would likely remain hospitalised through the weekend..."

All I gotta say is: Buy Nothing Day is slated for the day after Thanksgiving for a goddamn reason.

*Ptuy* I spit on you. *Ptuy*