in honour of the fourth of july (i'm in cambridge innit?), i took one of those tests to determine how much of a "blue-blooded 'merican" i is.
i ain't.
which kind of makes me happy, because i'm proud i'm a human being who has certain ideals and beliefs about human rights and proper governance, which is to say self-governance, not that i happen to like orange-dyed wisconsin processed cheese food rather than a heady, garlic-infused goat cheese that can make you drunk from its very smell.
you are as american as key lime tofu pie - otherwise known as un-american! you belong in cairo or paris. get out fast - before you end up in gitmo!
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