she-bay

well, the he-bay sale was so effective that wookiepocket has set up a she-bay sale. women, make your offers on katrina!

How to Bid

1. Be a live and breathing girl - if you don't know what that is, you are excluded from bidding.

2. Learn about this seller - Is she nice? Does she have good taste? Does she know cool people? You won't find out on her web page, because she only uses it for work, but if you're resourceful you can find a way to get the goods on her.

3. Know the details - read the item description and payment & shipping terms closely.

4. If you have questions - contact the seller heathen before you bid.

5. Place your bid through email with the seller! The seller will notify you to let you know if you have won.

she-Bay purchases are uninsured. Don't blame us if the goods go bad.

Your bid is a contract - Place a bid only if you're serious about buying this girl. If you are the winning bidder, you will enter into a socially binding contract to purchase the girl from the seller. If you don't, angry girls will come in the middle of the night and TP your house. And maybe moon you. But not in a nice or sexy way.

nice idea, innit.