5ives

since i haven't read it in a while, here's two sets of "5ives"

Five words Madeline would just as soon I stopped using for a while
1. orthogonal
2. notional
3. sciolist
4. functionality
5. janky

Five terrible fake congressional honorifics
1. The distinguished cocksmoker from that hellhole, Mississippi
2. The obsequious bootlicker from Virginia
3. The exalted pederast from Kentucky
4. The noisome harpy from California
5. The fat-assed blowhard from that one flyover state

i find the congressional honourifics special.