Thursday, March 03, 2005

well the emilys fell in a hole innit



but to make up for it (partially), i note with terrible glee that ginmar appears to be channeling (partially) warren ellis:

The stupidity is kept in a small pool. We are so fucked. It's obviously a conspiracy. Instead of naked Sawyer, we get... Well, nothing, actually. And I just paid my bill this morning.

This sounds like something my cats would do.

of course, her post is mostly All Ginmar, All The Time, full of piss, vinegar & kittens.

rhetorically speaking, how many times have i had the following conversation?

OH, and kitties? If you don't get off the counter, it won't be pretty. What part of 'get off the counter' can possibly be construed to mean 'jump on it right now'? Huh? DOWN, right now. No, that was not rhetorical, you little hairy psychopaths. Yes, Jezebel, I'm definitely referring to you. No, I don't care how cute you are. No, I don't. Stop that. It's not going to work. No, it won't.
yep. in fact, i think i'm just about to begin that very conversation right now.

hi, spanky. what part of 'get off the fucking table right now' don't you understand, biyotch? fuck off. i said, get the fuck off the table or i'm getting the Glass of Water! good kitty. now fuck off and stop licking plastic bags and/or the stove for attention. it's annoying as fuck.

fuckity fuck fuck fuck. i'm just gonna swear a lot this morning.

No comments: