MIT Press Gone Wild

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The MIT Press | 3/9/2005

Attention, People of Earth!
The Take Me to Your Readers Sale Has Commenced!

CAMBRIDGE, MA -- Alien invaders have infiltrated The MIT Press and used their telepathic powers to enslave the entire staff. Institute UFOlogists speculate that the motive for the alien takeover is an urgent need for "walking-around money" to finance their research and abduction activities on this planet. Officials fear that the aliens have telepathically compelled the zombie staff to liquidate the shelves. The result:

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