Thursday, March 24, 2005

happy nowruz, mistah prehziden'...



oh, look at the boilerplate holiday greetings the preznident sends to the heathens!

well, the ones he hasn't murderated yet, anyway.

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
March 16, 2005

Presidential Message: Nowruz

March 2005

I send greetings to those celebrating Nowruz.

Nowruz marks the arrival of a new year and the celebration of life. It has long been an opportunity to spend time with family and friends and enjoy the beauty of nature.

Many Americans who trace their heritage to Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Azerbaijan, Turkey, and Central Asia observe this special occasion to preserve their rich heritage and ensure that their values and traditions are passed on to future generations. This festival also reminds all Americans of the diversity that has made our Nation stronger and better.

Laura and I send our best wishes for peace and prosperity in the New Year.

GEORGE W. BUSH

wow, i'm like, um, moved by that sincere and totally befuddled message. seriously - what kind of fricken' holiday greeting is that? i've seen hallmark do a better job, you cheap bastard!

shit, is that all we get? no

i leapt over the nowruz bonfire in accordance with at least four thousand years of native tradition
& beaten by the islamofascist armed lackeys for my trouble
& all i got was a crappy boilerplate greeting from the US Preznident - & this lousy t-shirt!
i feel gypped. i want my country back.

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