white house claims kerry 'outed' cheney's daughter

this is a real 'news' story. i put news in quotes because it's clear this ain't news to anyone with a fucking pulse; it was covered repeatedly in each of the debates, plus ms. cheney was the lesbian spokesperson for coors beer. for years.

but here it is, in all its glory:

Firestorm Erupts Over Kerry's 'Lesbian' Attack

The White House blasted John Kerry Wednesday night for outing Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter as a "lesbian" during the third and final presidential debate.

"I don't think it was appropriate to bring in the private life of Vice President Cheney and his daughter into this debate at all," White House Communications Director Dan Bartlett told Fox News Channel's Sean Hannity.

because, um, we would never (jew.) do anything (catholic lackey) even remotely (LIBRUHHHHL!) as underhanded as mentioning something about an opponent's personal life (all we do is ad hominem attacks. you fucking catholic jew).

Kerry referred to Mary Cheney as a "lesbian" in answer to a question about whether he thought homosexuality was a choice.

"I think if you were to talk to Dick Cheney's daughter, who is a lesbian, she would tell you that she's being who she was, she's being who she was born as," Kerry told debate moderator Bob Schieffer.

um, so, like, if kerry was to say, "I think if you were to talk to Colin Powell, who is black," this would also be an attack. what about bush's latino family members? also an attack?

While Ms. Cheney's sexuality has been reported previously, the information likely was news to most debate watchers.

who. do the fuck. do they think they are kidding?

i mean, seriously - mary cheney was the head of coors' queer outreach program, she fucking invented it, and her father trashes homos and votes nastily about dirty queeahs. (jew catholic bastard.)

As the controversy heated up over Kerry's lesbian reference, his campaign manager, Mary Beth Cahill, said that Mary Cheney's sexuality was "fair game."

"There are a lot of questions here about gay marriage and she is someone who's a major figure in the campaign. I think it's fair game," Cahill told Fox.

At least one debate focus group reacted sharply when Sen. Kerry mentioned Ms. Cheney's sexuality.

"That got a very negative reaction in the focus group," said Fox debate correspondent Jim Angle, who noted that even reporters were disturbed by the stunt. "Here in the pressroom, there was a low groan when Senator Kerry mentioned that," he said.

oh, did de wittoo we-publicans not wike facing up to de twoof? wah wah wah.

because, you know, being queer is something so dirty and shameful cheney and bush need to lie through their teeth about because it would be their downfall.

Fox debate panelist Mort Kondracke said Kerry's "outing" of Mary Cheney was a calculated effort to damage the Bush-Cheney ticket in the eyes of conservative voters.

"I think it was totally underhanded - the outing of Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter. ... And it struck me as a low blow designed to weaken the Bush-Cheney team with right-wingers who might not know that Dick Cheney has a lesbian daughter," he said.

"I think it's dirty pool on the Kerry-Edwards campaign's part."

fucking hippie whiner, shut the fuck up. the truth hurts, beeyotch. got a dyke daughter? guess whose fault that is? YOURS. if your administration can't taking your daughter being queer, you better count your fucking blessings he didn't out The Other Bush Twin while he was at it.

Fox panelist Bill Kristol agreed, and wondered if the Kerry campaign would have to apologize for the gaffe.

i can see the headlines: "i'm so, so sorry you can't deal with the fact that your own daughter is a lesbian."

"What John Kerry said was unbelieveable," he complained, zeroing in on Mary Beth Cahill's "fair game" reference.

"What has Mary Cheney done to make herself 'fair game' for John Kerry to gratuitously introduce this in the debate? I wonder if Kerry's not going to have to apologize tomorrow."

Former Clinton strategist Dick Morris said Kerry's lesbian tactic was "horrible" and "vicious."

"Its worse than the private detectives Bill and Hillary used to use" against opponents, he told Fox.

*slams on brakes*

okay, that's fucking well done it now, bitches.

republicans do not get paint the clintons as being up in their business and harassing them about their personal lives. did you fuckers live through the same presidencies i did? i mean, what the fuck compares to the lawsuits and constant daily clinton-dirtying that i still hear coming out the mouths of fox news four years later?

some fucking nerve. jeeeeesus kong!

(dirty jew!)