let's talk about guns!
the em'lys all aquiver about gunses. being an em'ly, i have such aquiverhood myself.
guns. guns are a mixed bag. i learned how to shoot at a young age. i think learning safe gun skills are crucial in keeping people from actually using weapons on each other accidentally or without great care. in short, i like guns because then we don't use them without really understanding that they frelling kill people. for real. you don't frell around with them, rite?
guns are nice when they are shooting rabid dogs. guns are nice when they are used for hunting food. guns are, unfortunately, nice when being used to shoot bitches what are trynna kill you with some other guns. or whatever.
that being said, i don't own a gun. i recently moved so as not to have to own a gun - some henry bitches were about to make me shoot them an' gen'rally i object to killing henrys. gen'rally.
assault rifles are not a mixed bag. what in Hezmana do we need machineguns for? the sudan, bitches. special forces. didn't you assholes watch black hawk down? that's right, let's all walk around with automatic rifles because that will make our society stable and safe. just like in black hawk down.
buy a glock. buy a hunting rifle. try not to kill people unless you really, really want to. but shit, stay the fuck away from military-grade weapons. terrorists aren't going to invade your high school; if they do, you aren't going to be carrying assault rifles anyway.
besides, that's why we have nuns. fuck you people are stupid.
Sunday, September 12, 2004
guns go leór
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i don't have a problem with gun ownership per se. i have no problem with hunting rifles and the like. i know that private gun ownership is simply here to stay given our history and culture.
i'm not even bracing for a crime wave due to the end of the ban on assault weapons. what gets me is the sheer willful blindness to the very real possibility that terrorists can easily resort to mass shootings. didn't 9/11 do anything to tarnish these people's false illusion of safety? if al queda can carry out something as outlandish and huge as 9/11 then they can damn well coordinate multiple mass shootings.
it's as if these lard-ass corn-fed crackers can't possibly wrap their minds around the idea that just because they have an assult weapon at home that al queda won't manage to shoot their pasty-faced brats at the food court in the local mall.
big fat hairy fucking deal if joe bob owns a goddamned grenade launcher. unless he's willing to tote it around all the damned time, loosening the regulations on firearms will not do a damned thing to help people 'protect' themselves.
sure, i'm gonna feel SOOOOO safe when the same rednecks who can't manage to cover their ass-cracks while FULLY CLOTHED (don't ask. i don't know how they manage it either.) are allowed to carry concealed weapons to the movie theater for the latest installment of die hard. now that's gonna be fun.
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